10 Things Every Man Should Do Before He Dies, I Mean, Gets Married
1. Ask out a woman hotter than you.
2. Have a one night stand.
3. Have sex in nature, like on the beach, in the ocean, or in a forest.
4. Sleep with a woman older than you, and let her teach you.
5. Date someone outside your race.
6. Backpack (and sleep) your way through a foreign country.
7. Vegas, baby, Vegas.
8. Fall in love.
9. Have your heart broken.