1. Slow down and take your time during sex.
2. Use baby wipes after doing number two.
3. Always have chocolate in the house.
4. Give me a full-body massage; with a happy ending.
5. Hire a maid.
6. Don’t be cheap, at least not in front of me.
7. Fuck me like Don Draper fucks a mistress.
8. Learn to cook, at least one signature dish.
9. Get into shape and stay in shape.
10. Put the fucking toilet seat down, please.